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ROCKABILLY-THE PLACE WHERE AGEING GOTHS AND PUNKS GO TO RETIRE AND DIE. -


TAGS: rockabilly old goth punk
Rating: 3.13/5

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CANADA - September 3, 2009, 3:44 pm
k before I commit to saying anythin I need shamrock here to confirm if she is a she.


Sink Fixed -


TAGS: finally got the sink fixed
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Ism

maoworks2 - June 14, 2013, 7:37 am
Now That's What I'm Talking About !
Silverheart - June 13, 2013, 4:51 pm

Installed the Jesus Filtration Unit5?


MORTICIA ADAMS - The Original Goth Girl ...


TAGS: morticia adams original goth girl
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Budog

TimothyPaulGallagher - September 15, 2013, 3:53 pm
Very nice. She is still a dish!
Cyberhagen - September 12, 2011, 2:30 pm
Yeah babee.. cata mia!
Greeny - September 10, 2011, 5:31 am
Two D's in Addams, but 5 anyway - she was the first to stir my senses


DADDY - would you like some sausage?




GOT MEAD - It does a Viking good ...




GOTH CHIC - motivation from the dark side.


TAGS: goth chic
Rating: 4.57/5

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Ryncovine - December 15, 2012, 7:01 pm
Nice one! Awesome.
redhdsrbst - February 9, 2011, 5:02 pm
The force is strong in this one


WE GOT HER - She had escaped from the kitchen !


TAGS: we got her escaped kitchen
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by Budog

tugglug - June 16, 2013, 4:48 pm
WELL PUT HER BACK! I wanted my samich TEN MINITS ago!


PURE FANTASY - like you would ever have 3 bars with AT&T


TAGS: i gots no bars ever
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Zook

EmilioDumphque - September 20, 2012, 6:24 pm
I have five bars quite often.
crankyhead - September 19, 2010, 8:23 pm
gorgeous Z, just gorgeous.
Faceplant31 - September 18, 2010, 4:39 pm
Perfect zook
Reality Lord - September 18, 2010, 10:45 am

nice!


FRANKLY MY DEAR - I don't give a damn.




867-530-ni-ee-ine! -


TAGS: jenny igot your onthe wall
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by NickDahlmier

NickDahlmier - May 12, 2016, 1:54 am
You get both song reference AND whom the picture is of, but you can't put them together!? Miss Aniston would feel insulted by that... If she knew.
MychaelDark - May 10, 2016, 4:39 pm
Get the picture. Get the song reference. Don't get the connection.
NickDahlmier - March 18, 2016, 12:08 am
Oh, come-ON!... Nobody gets this!?


HEY MOM...... - ....why can't I find a job?


TAGS: tattoo pierce goth job mom ear ring
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

dragonrider33 - April 4, 2014, 10:40 pm
Men in Black called they want the aliens to leave earth.
BennyChick - March 15, 2010, 3:47 pm
I know a place that will take them all....but im not telling cause theres a waiting list and my normal looking azz is next
MrBlack - February 26, 2010, 10:50 am
Sorry, meant to say "Kinda sad" not kinda saw.
MrBlack - February 26, 2010, 10:49 am
Sorry, meant to say "Kinda sad" not kinda saw.
Cyrenius - February 19, 2010, 8:24 am
Yap, his the most normal from this bunch. Nasty, good posters thou
MrBlack - February 17, 2010, 5:13 pm
Kinda saw when the bald guy with a completely tattooed head is the most normal lookin.


PUMPKIN KOMBAT! - GET OVER HERE!!!




GROWING OLD - Sometimes I look back on my life and I think...um...I think...crap. Nevermind. I forgot already.


TAGS: almost forgot about motifake dammit
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

pzykosiz - July 23, 2010, 1:21 am
when did LD get back?
Cubbybear - July 23, 2010, 12:47 am
My OG (original Greybeard) brother lives.You haven't loss your touch either,5 welcome home poodles
rerun - July 22, 2010, 7:54 pm

wallabies? They selling them at costco now? I like mine with a honey-lemon glaze
Sean - July 22, 2010, 7:39 pm
Oh, what a beatiful post- uhm, what was my and/or your point again? Oh yeah! Asparigus. I won't let that in the house. It ain't right. Scares the cats and/or wallabies.
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 6:32 pm
LOL! Yes... my reports indicate you did.
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 6:29 pm
Ditto aggy! Always nice to see one of the OG's come bacl and share a piece of his wisdom with us. 5L, well at least i think i gave it that?
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 6:21 pm
Welcome back, great one!!!


HARLEY QUINN - Fangirls are SCARY!!!!!


TAGS: harley quinn joker batman gotham city dark knight dc comics
Rating: 3.3/5

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jeffhardy25 - October 26, 2011, 7:29 pm
THAT IS HOOOTTTTT!!! IVE HAD A CRUSH ON HARLEY SINCE I WAS A KID! :D


HELLO KITTY FERRARI - This has got to be photoshopped, but if it's not, I want to meet the person who commissioned it


TAGS: ferrari hello kitty this has got to be ph**oshopped but if it s not i want to meet the person who commissioned it
Rating: 2.44/5
Anon - March 12, 2009, 10:36 am
no, new mustangs are not nice....****ty chick cars.
Porcelina - October 20, 2008, 6:13 pm
Mustangs are niceee.
trenbo - October 20, 2008, 6:11 pm
Yet, still not as p**** as a mustang


VIDEO GAMES - Now available for girls!


TAGS: i got pwnd at this
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 23, 2013, 8:24 pm
Good to see that Nintendo recognizes the woman's rightful role in the universe.
deadluvva - September 4, 2010, 8:31 am
lol Logic. Funny stuff
spacedog - September 3, 2010, 5:30 pm
Great to see you're still coming around Logic.
Ed-Hyde - September 3, 2010, 3:16 pm
Wow, welcome back! We missed you. but we've been spending some time at the range, so maybe for not much longer.


WE'RE NON-CONFORMISTS! - That's why we all dress alike


TAGS: irony non conformists goth
Rating: 4.86/5

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BoneCD - August 5, 2012, 6:45 pm
ROAR...I love this 5L


PUPPY LOVE - What started out as puppy love has now grown into something much bigger.




GOTHIC COWGIRL - There is no way of doing it right


TAGS: gothic cowgirl funny boots wrong
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by ilovegrapes

MrDamage - March 6, 2013, 4:48 pm
The image proves the caption wrong :)


THE FRENCH - sneaky bastards


TAGS: we ve already got one
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by Airman

EmilioDumphque - September 20, 2012, 10:49 pm
"Yup, they got everthin' over there set up to make guys like me look stupid!" -Andy
DreMagnum - September 1, 2010, 2:09 pm
Yeah, I'll be here. No motivation to make anything, but I might comment on some stuff now and then.
Airman - September 1, 2010, 12:55 pm
Yo Dre.. welcome back! You here for awhile?
DreMagnum - September 1, 2010, 12:38 pm
I think he used your avatar because of the monty python reference
pharaoh15 - September 1, 2010, 12:21 pm
I always knew there was an underhanded reason for those types of words.
motinet - September 1, 2010, 9:33 am

Another good example of funny to visitors AND insiders.
Reality Lord - September 1, 2010, 9:28 am

why would anyone, mod, reg, or noob, get in trouble for putting an icon of someone on a poster. everybody.....breathe in....breathe out....breathe in. oh ya....lol.
Reality Lord - September 1, 2010, 9:14 am

love the airman...never try to get him in trouble. never. i've crashed and burned a dozen or so insider/tribute posters. i just want to have fun again. i want to post whatever and whoever getsit...gets it.
agdaniele - August 31, 2010, 8:58 pm
But thank you for speaking one of the unspeakable words, RealityBlab! Trying to get Airman in trouble, or just a mod for approving it?
GreyScorpion - August 31, 2010, 8:49 pm
this type of translucent tribute is allowed, as the reader doesn't have to be on the inside to get the humor.
Anonymous2 - August 31, 2010, 8:38 pm
I don't hate the French language, per se, but I do hate Scrabble cheaters!
Reality Lord - August 31, 2010, 8:24 pm

hey...are they letting the insiders and tributes through again? yay!!! are we allowed to have fun again??
Reality Lord - August 31, 2010, 8:23 pm

mon dieu, tres bien! mais en vraiment, je suis italien.
Faceplant31 - August 31, 2010, 3:37 pm
ROR! 5L


LOVE - Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.


TAGS: in honor of all of our troops gone but not forgotten
Rating: 3.61/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

nobodyofdistinction - September 5, 2015, 12:46 am
Except there's nothing altruistic about being a soldier. You're just a hired hit man for the state. Your job is just to kill the other country's soldiers. And if you die in the process, that doesn't mean you did it in some sort of heroic act.
Starmon - November 7, 2010, 11:51 pm
The Ultimate act of altruism! Thank you from the family that is your country.
Bill - October 20, 2009, 5:11 pm
5 Lions to you, go soldiers, marines, and airforce
Todd Snyder - September 7, 2009, 11:57 pm
Amen - 5 lions for you.
RON - August 6, 2009, 12:46 pm
great find in pic...makes all vets wish thats the way we should go out...but alas, lucky if we get cassette of ***s and 1 vet with flag to give away. But, should be like your poster! Great JoB!


HULA HOOPS - No one hates them, not even this guy


TAGS: hula hoop goths
Rating: 2.73/5

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Someone Else - May 18, 2009, 8:38 pm
LoL
Truth Teller - September 21, 2008, 1:52 pm
Yay! The redundant caption monster strikes again!
CraigR - September 21, 2008, 1:50 pm
fail


ALL TOGETHER NOW -


TAGS: so goth
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Airman

falloutghoul - June 24, 2012, 9:19 pm
I s***led my smile upside-down.
ughomer - June 22, 2012, 11:36 am
I NEVER smile, Airman!!
maoworks2 - June 21, 2012, 7:30 am
That's Why I'm Always In The Dark !
mariand - June 21, 2012, 1:40 am
In no man's land, together...
CloudchaserS - June 21, 2012, 12:30 am
I'm so goth, I **** bats
Reality Lord - June 20, 2012, 11:32 pm

this is the most epicness epic of all epic epiness
caveman - June 20, 2012, 9:58 pm
Black eyeliner, and proud of it
lgvernon - June 20, 2012, 9:33 pm

Twacking Airman with my leather bustier. This is holarious!!!~~~5LLLLL
Sho - June 20, 2012, 8:28 pm
LMFAO
GaryO - June 20, 2012, 7:29 pm
'bash them with a hammer' N-I-C-E
Greeny - June 20, 2012, 6:46 pm
lol!


BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT - It would be worth watching if these two were the judges




164 PERCENT - It's how much you gotta give


TAGS: you got pi right there
Rating: 1.46/5

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MO - July 31, 2009, 12:22 am
Not good, not anything....0ish


EPIC GOTH FAIL! - No normal goth should look like that! How can her parents live with that! And is she trying to be a bunny rabbit . . . cos it ain't working!!!


TAGS: ima goth and there is no way i would ever wear my makeup like that
Rating: 1.29/5

More motifakes by gothicgalx

archpope - June 27, 2011, 4:34 am
Epic Taxonomy Fail! Those are cat ears.
princeInsomnia - December 11, 2010, 6:54 pm
actually it's an epic visual kei fail


LIZ VICIOUS COFFEE ADDICT -


TAGS: lizvicious aol ***y goth coffee
Rating: 3.67/5

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Rhovanmark - February 15, 2012, 7:56 pm
I think this is the first time i've seen her with clothes on


GOT DITCHED ? -




WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE SOMEDAY - I intend to deserve it




JONNY WE HARDLY KNEW YA -


TAGS: spc jonathan pilgeram not forgotten
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

GySgt1811 - June 4, 2011, 7:47 pm
Hang in there, Haarak.
Krissie - May 30, 2011, 5:27 pm
*wipes some tears*....5 lions
Hawamleh - May 30, 2011, 9:02 am
5 lions.
Haarakkon - May 30, 2011, 3:17 am
Thanks, guys. I'm still having a hard time with this. He was just a great kid.
Feasibly - May 29, 2011, 9:42 pm
Nice indeed, Haar. 5L
Greeny - May 29, 2011, 9:25 pm
nice!
fatelvis - May 29, 2011, 6:26 pm
5 salute5


HEALTHY LIVING -


TAGS: smoke them if you got
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

scarr3d - May 7, 2011, 5:24 pm
reminds of the saying "Rehab is for quitters"
Feasibly - May 7, 2011, 1:03 pm
I gave up on quitting years ago...just doing my part to help the tobacco industry thrive. 5moke 'em if you got 'em...;)
Bartimaeus - May 7, 2011, 12:47 pm
I've been having the worst time quitting. Even my dog thinks I'm a douche at this point.
champ99 - May 6, 2011, 10:08 pm
5cancer sticks to you.
champ99 - May 6, 2011, 10:07 pm
I quit almost 2 years ago....d*** I miss that! I look as good as that fellow does now.


HOSTAGE SITUATION -


TAGS: squirrel hostage negotiate never
Rating: 4.95/5

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5150monkeylove - October 13, 2010, 11:08 pm
oh, I thought it was for the "not a proud man" comment
TheTrashHeap - October 13, 2010, 11:00 pm
I meant Ya figure about guyfox wanting a pat on the back.
TheTrashHeap - October 13, 2010, 10:59 pm
Hammy? What? huh?
5150monkeylove - October 13, 2010, 10:56 pm
well Hammy had the "clever" thing covered
TheTrashHeap - October 13, 2010, 10:54 pm
Ya figure?
5150monkeylove - October 13, 2010, 10:54 pm
I am not a proud man
5150monkeylove - October 13, 2010, 10:54 pm
I think he really wanted a shout out for discovering the pic.
TheTrashHeap - October 13, 2010, 10:45 pm
Pretty cool how Guy traveled back in time to say you're welcome before you thanked him.
5150monkeylove - October 13, 2010, 7:29 pm
I couldn't have done this without Guy posting the pic on the "poster fodder" thread. Thanks for the free pic guy!
spacedog - October 13, 2010, 7:26 pm
Excellent.
guyfox - October 13, 2010, 7:07 pm
you're welcome!
agdaniele - October 12, 2010, 9:53 pm
Perfection.
GreyScorpion - October 12, 2010, 9:51 pm
LOL!! 5L


for want of a pen -




BITCH PLEASE - I got this, chill... I'll be right back...


TAGS: i got this chill
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by Chef



SANTA CLAUS -


TAGS: santa claus is really metal this year superman got nothin on this
Rating: 3.67/5

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Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 3:43 pm
It's on the same page. Just click "new cracked article."
mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 3:38 pm
have a link to the other article cant find anything
mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 3:36 pm
lmao old superman? gawd
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 2:36 pm
Oh, wait, I'm wrong...just read another article. lol This is a character reboot. It's supposed to be an aged superman, but everyone is joking about how much it looks like Santa Claus. Still works for the poster though, I think.
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 2:21 pm
I think it's just a joke thing, Heavy Metal Santa. It's satire about comics that try TOO hard to be dark and gritty. http://xrayvision.today.com/2009/10/12/why-we-dont-need-dark-and-gritty-reboots/
mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 2:13 pm
is this real? source?


PERSISTENCE - When the inability to learn from your mistakes leads to success




GOTHS - Don't sully the good name of the Goths by associating them with depressed emos.


TAGS: harrypotter emo goth
Rating: 1.67/5
Woody - July 22, 2009, 8:19 pm
well, you are too late for that one.


WANNA KNOW A SECRET? - SHHH! Don't tell anyone but... I'm insane.




CROSSOVERS - I'll bet on the grim brooding one.




ANTI-HERO -


TAGS: buffy dark lady goth h**
Rating: 2.89/5

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mallen - April 18, 2009, 1:46 am
ditto!
Jungie - October 5, 2008, 6:43 pm
Also: Bigger ti*****.


GOTH FISH - Lets put it the aquarium and name it "Spike RavenShadow"!!!


TAGS: goth fish weird spike
Rating: 2.85/5

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agdaniele - November 11, 2010, 1:58 am
God-awful.


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MANSCAPING -


TAGS: ohhhh look what daddy s got
Rating: 4.85/5

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BoneCD - August 6, 2011, 8:03 am
lmao
Reality Lord - August 5, 2011, 4:59 pm

bone you gotta give lessons on style.


UGLY STICK -


TAGS: ugly stick goth retard
Rating: 2.41/5

More motifakes by Tess

superuser1337 - January 7, 2012, 2:42 pm
Why is the word "goth" used here? His style is industrial/metal, not goth..


TESTICLES - He just lost them.


TAGS: he just got kicked in the testicles
Rating: 1.73/5


HALLOWEENIE -


TAGS: goth dress down surprise
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

culos - November 1, 2010, 4:58 am
Is there an apple and tree story behind this? Don't be shy, you can confide in us...


MOTIFAKE REGULARS -


TAGS: if i forgot anybody sorry or suck it up depending on who you are
Rating: 4.48/5

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agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:44 am
Glad I actually caught you here. Take it easy.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:42 am
LMAO! Good timing! It'll all spiral now.... keep an eye on the news!
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:42 am
I've got Guinness, Cuban seafood on my breath, the scent of Tropical body spray in the air, Dean Martin playing on the computer, and moooo online.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:41 am
sorry dude but I gotta crash (dinner at the mother in law's tomorrow, I need to rest up for that) I'll be back tonight.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:39 am
HA! On any other day...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:39 am
You're such a girl.......But i like you anyways (no homo)(no matter how many times you ask)
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:36 am
Albeit, if any noobs had brain-one in that soft encasing, they'd be submitting like crazy before I hit that level where I become intolerant.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:34 am
And this is hardly drunk by either of our standards. I spent time with my not-girlfriend, and with my 1L girl... I'm just trying to be a man again.... now that they're not around.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:32 am
That's the.... ummmmm.... Jamesons drinker calling the Guinness drinker black.... er, drunk?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:30 am
I'm not so much "rattled" as I am "Beguiled".....AGGY IS DRUNK AGAIN!!!!
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:28 am
Not that it's more than disturbing to me that I can rattle the almighty mooooo. One hell of a questionable feat.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:27 am
All that's missing, my friend, is the look on my face when I say stuff like this. I sell it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:25 am
You're a strange little WOP.....do you know that?
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:24 am
Look... some people like sheep, some like peanutb***er, some like TTH's bare a**, while others just like a good penetration sh**. Why try to cater to each individual? Just send the whole collection out, and see who orders the wallet-size copies.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:20 am
I'll give you that. but did he have to send us all those pics?
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:16 am
Come on already... when a goat just outright says that they like peanutb***er... what's a TTH to do?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:15 am
Meh....are we working on this one now? do you really think Trash deserves it.....after what he did to those goats and all?
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:13 am
Like I was under any impression that I had a chance to claw my way back into the good graces that I never had in the first place?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:11 am
f***er....you know Mrs mooooo is off limits. She's gonna hate you more when she reads that....and you're already in her bad books.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:08 am
If she isn't unpacked yet, can you tell her to check for my bottle opener?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:07 am
Except the liver....yeah, same condition.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:05 am
So, she found you right where she left you... and in the same condition.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:03 am
Good, Good...the Mrs got home tonight...she's in good spirits (I'm in the usual spirits)
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:00 am
How's the evening going, my friend?
rerun - July 15, 2010, 9:40 pm

sent that vietnamese chick you know.
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 9:39 pm
Ok......... who lives closest to Vegas.... I'm in need of more Guinness, and I'm already 10 in. Someone? A quick run?
thatonechick - July 14, 2010, 9:39 am
WTF?!? What did you set on fire? :S
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 11:53 pm
crap! I just sent something on fire, that's gonna be hard to hide....
thatonechick - July 13, 2010, 11:20 pm
The general public... It's a common ailment.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 11:13 pm
who you askin?
thatonechick - July 13, 2010, 11:10 pm
ANYWAY, not to be a conversation stopper... How's the syphilis?
thatonechick - July 13, 2010, 10:46 pm
PMs, grey.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:44 pm
you needed to get here earlier, we needed a female point of perspective
thatonechick - July 13, 2010, 10:37 pm
I didn't do ****. :P
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:32 pm
don't even think about it Chickster...I see you
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:30 pm
we all have our cross to bear...I'm looking for that pic now!
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 10:28 pm
God of Retards...LOL!
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:16 pm
...you are a GOD!
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:15 pm
cubby, you're an internet icon. countless tributes are made, n))bs try to copy your style, your posters are linked to 1000's of web pages. yep you're wife was right...
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 10:15 pm
So true Cubby. But, sometimes a vacation from the norm does one's creative side good
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:13 pm
I'm going to have to get a new avatar, Cubby's booty dance is too much
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 10:12 pm
Do you realize counting NaughtyFake, I've made 5732 posters? I am a retard! If I didn't take that 5 month break last year, it would be a lot more
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 10:10 pm
They sell them at the tourist stores
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:09 pm
a snow globe...cubby, do they have those in Hawaii?
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:08 pm
my wife gets her daily excercise by rolling her eyes at me....and she eats like a Tour De France biker
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 10:06 pm
@Cubby...LMFAO
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 10:04 pm
The wife thinks I'm a retard...really.
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 10:03 pm
(Back in 20 minutes)
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 10:03 pm
And considerably better than an s*d
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 10:03 pm
@GS..."I can't believe how much money I saved you here..." Yea, I already got that call last night.
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 10:02 pm
A T-Shirt is better than a Snow globe or Key Chain from the airport gift shop
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 10:00 pm
I never thought of that Cubby...Next time there will be no leftover stakes, I promise!
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 10:00 pm
Agreed, Cubby... my ex gf and the one before her rolled their eyes at me when I talked about it. The cuban girl hops on the site from time to time, but she still thinks that my posters suck. I think it's personal.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:00 pm
Bone, you know she'll be more than glad to see you, after she shows you what she "picked up" while she was there. maybe you'll get a t-shirt! "I was at ***k's on the Wharf"
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:59 pm
Shake that a**, Cubby! LOL!
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 9:57 pm
This is why a lot of Regs were only MotiFaking at work....jeez
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:57 pm
Well the Rent-A-Nurse that watched over me every night to make sure I didn't have another heart attack only at salads.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:56 pm
I have my work cut out for me too. Johnnie Walker is sending me Thank you cards for keeping their Inventory flowing the last month
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:54 pm
Leftover steaks? How is this possible?
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:52 pm
Hell, I'd put more money in her checking account if she'd stay longer...I still have a few stakes left, and that keg of Heineken ain't going finish itself.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:50 pm
LOL @ cubby!! yes we do, and they all have one constant
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 9:50 pm
Each and every one of us has a tragic tale
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:49 pm
them chippendale shows ain't cheap
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:49 pm
I hear ya GS. Mine robbed my cash kitty...said it was for tips.
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:48 pm
I mean, I can't argue with the existence of such a group.... they do have it rough.
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:47 pm
Aggy...didn't know that. I think you may be on to something there.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:47 pm
mrs Bone left with suitcases? mine left with a credit card, and a smile
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:46 pm
mmmm, 1984? Big Momma is watching us?
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:45 pm
How many women you know go to Chicago with two suitcases and only one is packed?
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:44 pm
Mrs moooo is out of town, too.... I'm tellin' ya... something's up!
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:43 pm
yeeeah aggy, never thought about that....Cahooots I tell you!! they're in Cahooots!
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:43 pm
Trust me...it wasn't a shopaholics convention
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:42 pm
As far as the grease fire goes...I'd just tell her that her sister came over and cooked one night. It kinda runs in the family.
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:42 pm
All of these girls out of town at the same time? I'm starting to wonder if there's a "my man is a motifaker" support convention somewhere that we're not aware of.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:40 pm
point of advice, Yankee candles do NOT mask the smell of cigars, and grease fires
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:39 pm
Mrs.Bone will be back from Chicago in about two hours...so I took the day off to clean. But she'll know half the city was over here while she was gone no matter how much I cleaned.
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:39 pm
Nothing like a woman's presence... can't argue there. Nor can I argue Bone's bacon point.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:36 pm
must be, her back bacon got me achin'
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:35 pm
That's the bacon that you smell
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:34 pm
me either, she's trying to feed me to keep me around, I'm trying to get to the dirt as fast as I can! I do miss her though, she smells purdy
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:31 pm
I fail to see any fault in your recipe.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:31 pm
when I cook, meat, with meat, and a side of meat wrapped in bacon, and some potatoes, and a scotch. when she cooks, there's noodles, and some kind of vegtable. my arteries are screamin' for her to come home
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:30 pm
LMAO!!! Well... like you said, at least there's now a light.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:27 pm
that's what I've been missin' that blowin bubbles thing, and not having to eat my own cooking
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:26 pm
My cuban is back in town... so, there goes my sleeping in on the weekends. It sounds like more of a complaint than it actually is.
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:24 pm
Well, I'm sure you've made all you can from the alone time, and are essentially dying to get that control(er) back into your bubble.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:20 pm
i'm livin La Vida Loca this week. there is light at the end of the tunnel 6 week tunnel. sunday, the return of she who tells me when I'm the boss
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:15 pm
How's it going this evening, Grey?
TheTrashHeap - April 20, 2010, 4:16 pm
Anyone left out should read the tags. They know which comment is directed at whom.
Fatt Matt - April 20, 2010, 11:26 am
Love it! It's impossible to get EVERYONE on one poster. I do appreciate the nod, and anyone left off should understand. If not they can make their own d*** tribute poster...+5
Airman - April 20, 2010, 10:31 am
poor TTH. I know how you feel. Remember the Wolf Shirt poster? You just can't get everybody on, especially if you do it spur of the moment.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 1:54 am
Ugly?....sure.....But that cabin gives great head. Much like Aggy's sister.
ICEMAN - April 20, 2010, 1:51 am
I've heard aboot your 'milkshakes' Mooooooooooooooooo. Cabin fever rears it's ugly head.
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 1:18 am
Mine was a mint chocolate chip milkshake. It was goooood.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 1:17 am
You weren't forgotten IceMan......you were ignored..........And then you were ridiculed......Then we had milkshakes....and all was good.
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 1:13 am
LMFAO! TTH missed a few... it's killing him!
ICEMAN - April 20, 2010, 1:13 am
Never mind me. I'm used to it.
CANADA - April 20, 2010, 1:10 am
great poster TTH, thanks for the mention
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:44 pm
Are you gonna cry?...If you do, save the tears....i hear Virgin tears are like the fountain of youth.
CpnKangaroo - April 19, 2010, 11:41 pm
hmmmmm


THE BLUES - A PRIMER -


TAGS: well i got a woman
Rating: 4.36/5

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Chompers - March 23, 2010, 8:10 pm
They call me.....Creepy Gra** Jackson
spacedog - March 22, 2010, 6:15 pm
Very cool. Starter blues name: No Toes Cherry Nixon. 5Ls.
Airman - March 22, 2010, 6:14 pm
I have been on Beale, but not for the full experience. We ran out of time.
GreyScorpion - March 22, 2010, 6:05 pm
Airman, ever walk take the Beale Street walk?
Titsman - March 22, 2010, 6:00 pm
thr trumpet is a beautiful instrument! i'm not playing with any trumpet players right now, but with two sax players that bring the house down! I play the guitar, and the blues are the all I play! :)
Faceplant31 - March 22, 2010, 5:56 pm
Jake, WTF! You trying to get a fellow motifaker fired! Holy crap i needed a laugh like that!
R.S.Jake - March 22, 2010, 5:00 pm
I woke up this mo'nin', zits all over the place, Yeah I woke up this mo'nin', I had a pizza face, Big Momma screamin' at me... Yeah the b**** is hard on my case! Ba dum Ba Dump.
R.S.Jake - March 22, 2010, 4:58 pm
And if Double is trying to infer that 17 y/o white boys have nothing to sing the Blues about....try being one!
Airman - March 22, 2010, 4:45 pm
if you are talking to me.. I have socks that old. I was 17 a loooong time ago
thatonechick - March 22, 2010, 4:26 pm
I am. Why do you ask?
Double - March 22, 2010, 4:22 pm
You are a 17 year old white boy, right?
Airman - March 22, 2010, 4:09 pm
you guys are cracking me up. Love the names. I used to play the trumpet, and was getting fairly good but I had to give it up in 10th grade. Hard to march at halftime when you are a defensive tackle. band teacher wouldn't budge, nor would football coach
Titsman - March 22, 2010, 3:34 pm
btw 5 lions! do you play any instrument Airman? :)
Titsman - March 22, 2010, 3:34 pm
you dont have to be old to sing and play the blues, if you got it, you got it, if you dont, that means youre doing just fine :p
R.S.Jake - March 22, 2010, 3:27 pm
I was wondering about that...I mean, what if you were homeless living in a cardboard box on the beach...no, or maybe your wife left you pennyless with no ticket home and you had to live next to the beach...no both of those would be pretty sweet. :)
phydeaux - March 22, 2010, 1:17 pm
5 depressed whiskey's for you Airman!! I especially like "You can't get the Blues in Hawaii".
R.S.Jake - March 22, 2010, 1:16 pm
Woke up this mo'nin on the wrong side of the bed, di'nt realize it wasn't mine 'till I felt a gun on my head.... -Gimpythumb Apple Garfield
MO - March 22, 2010, 12:11 pm
HELP!!! We're getting spamed in the forums!!! Frickin shoe salesman!!! (not a joke)
lesterinside - March 22, 2010, 12:08 pm
5 beautiful notes from my bass guitar, Mr. Airman!!!
GreyScorpion - March 22, 2010, 12:03 pm
5 Fat River Dumplings From Blind Melon Chitlin'


NEGOTIATION -


TAGS: putin negotiation paddycake russia
Rating: 2.86/5

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Mark - March 5, 2009, 12:21 am
I think there's a war a brewin' here. Hang on a minute while I make some pop corn and get another beer.
ThePirate - March 5, 2009, 12:15 am
Yeah, thats it.. I am Cubby.. and Culos, and Mustyk and airman and wtf.. with all my posters ranked under 2.. thanks for your comments. Fun site.. ebaums is not even close to this hostility. gonna go look at your fantastic submissions to see how it is dun
agdaniele - March 4, 2009, 12:46 am
Pirates, I'm not a fan. This motifake? Big fan. Sure you're not Airman? Cubby? Anyone better?


SELF HARMING - You Never Did It Right




GOTCHA! - I know you're there ... You can run, but you can't hide! The nose knows!




THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY -


TAGS: the one that got away oj simpson hell is waiting
Rating: 4.18/5

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hootizz - February 27, 2011, 2:49 pm
As they say.., 'what goes around.., comes around'...!!


KILLING SPREE -


TAGS: thank you have a nice day forgot to mention the twenty mile drive one way to get there in the first place
Rating: 3.56/5

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timebomb - October 21, 2009, 11:12 am
5 Leopards for Haarakkon.
Sean - October 16, 2009, 10:26 pm
A high quality poster with a hilarious disclaimer. This is a brilliant one-of-a-kind Motifake.
Derek - September 1, 2009, 7:28 pm
Snow Leopard! I've been waiting for the upgrade!
Haarakkon - August 12, 2009, 7:43 pm
Turns out 4:15 AM is not a real good time to start even a simple hardware project. Who knew?
Sean - August 12, 2009, 4:44 pm
Great. Lingerie shopping, eh?
LogicDude - August 12, 2009, 11:22 am
Spree candy - love'em! They're like little petrified SweetTarts!
bOB cHIN - August 12, 2009, 10:52 am
Killing Spree...Shopping Spree...Spree...love the word!
spacedog - August 12, 2009, 10:30 am
LOL! Been there.


RETIREMENT PLAN? -


TAGS: retirement plan american gothic
Rating: 3.43/5

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Cubbybear - February 7, 2009, 2:59 pm
What about the weekend at Bernie's?It's gone now


Gone -


TAGS: gone turkeys christmas forgotten
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - December 25, 2013, 6:02 pm
Good Take.


OUR MODS - always ready with helpful advice all over the net


TAGS: gs got best answer
Rating: 4.88/5

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jeffhardy25 - June 8, 2011, 2:50 pm
5/5 party poping p****es
chucknorris3522 - May 22, 2011, 8:06 pm
its soo funny, idk what to say
RagTopDriver - October 14, 2010, 5:48 pm
lmao so hard I farted
redhdsrbst - June 15, 2010, 8:13 pm
This one needs more than 5 XD
Zealot - June 11, 2010, 2:57 pm
mods: f*** YEAH
forseti - June 11, 2010, 7:29 am
Grey knows the best about the things which can come out of a stitch... 5L!
John R - June 11, 2010, 6:41 am
Bwahahaha - Yahoo! Answers, taken seriously throughout the known Universe.. 18 Lions for the guy who got best answer!
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:52 pm
LOL
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:50 pm

if that is where your "drip" is coming from....well, lets say that you may be beyond medical a**istance
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:48 pm
Next question... what does that have to do with cleaning out your ears? Nyuk, nyuk.
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:41 pm

the doc at the "free clinic"
CANADA - June 10, 2010, 8:30 pm
ouch! lol! 5L
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:29 pm
They who???
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:28 pm

did it hurt when they put the Q-Tip in for the sample?
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:28 pm
I'll let you know when mine stops.
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:24 pm
I just remember a slow drip, drip. drip. Is that a problem? 5L
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:19 pm
LOL!!!
pzykosiz - June 10, 2010, 7:07 pm
that would be so cool. 5L's
GreyScorpion - June 10, 2010, 4:53 pm
LMAO!! I just didn't think anybody would find out about my moonlighting. 5L
pieman - June 10, 2010, 11:59 am
If only PeeWee Herman would have talked to GS first. It would have been a much funnier story.
R.S.Jake - June 10, 2010, 11:52 am
Way to go GS! Best answer ever!


USELESS ALL DAY LONG -


TAGS: got the woman who brouth it home for sale too
Rating: 4.71/5

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boeweizer - August 31, 2010, 9:51 pm
cmon its just garfield, give him some lasagna and he'll act like he's getting rid of squeak


YOU MIGHT BE A GOTH IF... -


TAGS: oh my goth
Rating: 4.43/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - October 3, 2013, 12:20 pm
There's a Extended Play called American Gothic. It's great, The Rose March, The Crux, The Pox, and Sunkissed. Smashing Pumpkins for ever!
Ed-Hyde - August 11, 2010, 9:57 am
oh yea, and substitute 'Waffle House' in place of Denny's
Ed-Hyde - August 11, 2010, 9:56 am
5 Oh crap I'm a goth Lions, cept for the last two. I prefer to blend with the norms, that way they don't see me coming.
agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 1:33 am
I've got most of this one covered, too.
Chompers - August 11, 2010, 1:14 am
Guys, I think I'm a goth. I thought I smiled too much to be won.


I LIKE BIG BUTTS - And I cannot lie


TAGS: baby got back george washington
Rating: 3.82/5

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Weatherlawyer - January 11, 2012, 8:35 pm
We don't have politicians that can not lie but we have shed loads of impressionists.
the1stCOMMI3 - November 22, 2011, 1:30 am
We definitely need some of these in those huge office buildings


DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL - They grow up so fast *snif*


TAGS: jameela s got a gun
Rating: 3.56/5

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Reason - December 5, 2009, 9:29 am
i really hope the safety is on 5L


RULE 34 - No exceptions.


TAGS: kaiba ygotas 34 rule screw
Rating: 3.23/5

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BLZ - November 20, 2011, 12:19 am
Yep add Sunglasses and Anime is OK. I've seen lots of Anime on here.


A GAY, INTERRACIAL COUPLE'S WEDDING KISS -


TAGS: anti bigotry
Rating: 3.18/5

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GaryO - September 20, 2015, 8:23 am
...aaand, I imagine you have a nice a**s.
GaryO - September 20, 2015, 8:22 am
Quite a-ite, seven. You have provided entertainment in many forms for this old fossil for a rather long time now. I have always appreciated the creative side of that mind of yours. You offer a remarkable challenge to keep up.
steve1961 - September 20, 2015, 2:57 am
Gaaaaaaaay!Sorry...that was a typo...I dropped the "r".
GaryO - September 19, 2015, 9:56 pm
I....I....I think I love you, Steven.
steve1961 - September 19, 2015, 2:22 pm
You may be old, Gaz and have older attitudes but from what I have gathered from your chats and comments, you're a class act to everyone...no matter what. :)
GaryO - September 19, 2015, 7:25 am
Ralf (not an acronym). Sorry, I’m old, and apparently have a weak stomach.
steve1961 - September 19, 2015, 4:46 am
I'll be looking for a picture of an Asian, transgendered, Jewish single, homeless, disabled mother with a Downs child, next...and that still won't cover everything...Prejudice is wrong in whatever form it takes...
CloudchaserS - September 19, 2015, 4:08 am
You forgot "transgender"


SIGHTS FORGOTTEN -


TAGS: shut away lake forgotten
Rating: 4.44/5

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Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 12:51 pm
5L.
spacedog - August 10, 2010, 11:01 pm
Very nice. 5L
rerun - August 10, 2010, 10:59 pm

beautiful.


ICELAND - Proves God has a great sense of humour.


TAGS: irony disaster you got to laugh
Rating: 4.08/5

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Derek - April 15, 2010, 5:53 pm
- and doesn't want us to fly!


MILITARY? - Only on Tuesdays Bro! Today is Sunday! Ice cream sunday!


TAGS: lt dan i got ice cream i said i got
Rating: 3.73/5

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Bartimaeus - October 20, 2009, 2:17 am
Moo+ is a straight pimp!
MO - October 20, 2009, 2:16 am
Mooooo? d***! I already owe TTH some serious back rent. Now I gotta pay you to?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 20, 2009, 2:14 am
$29.99 *while supplies last.
MrRandom - October 20, 2009, 2:13 am
I believe Moooooooooooooo's still selling the video.
MO - October 20, 2009, 2:12 am
Meh...funny story...see there was this port call in Aruba, a midget and some clown shoes. There may be pics....
Bartimaeus - October 20, 2009, 2:10 am
Really? So you're not head honcho yet?
MO - October 20, 2009, 2:05 am
Just understand that the views of MO don't always (usually never) coincide with the views of the USCG.......
Bartimaeus - October 20, 2009, 2:04 am
Really? d***! This is better than a brochure.
MO - October 20, 2009, 1:58 am
And one day work weeks.....
MO - September 28, 2009, 7:22 pm
But only on Tuesdays!!


LOVE IS IN THE AIR - But sometimes you're not high enough to grab it.


TAGS: love is high in the air got it
Rating: 3.41/5

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boeweizer - November 23, 2009, 12:47 am
then let us hit the bong!
BoneCD - October 28, 2009, 11:30 pm
Excellent


HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Sorry 'bout the 5 candles but Death killed off like 16 of them before he got Jesus to do the rest


TAGS: birthday death grim reaper random in actuality jesus got you 5 more years added on to your life make him proud
Rating: 2.87/5

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wampyre - March 11, 2010, 8:38 am
21st birthday where Death & Jesus just happen to be there
gunpowdersaint - March 9, 2010, 8:48 am
...so... yeah I'm confused...


LOW SELF-ESTEEM - Sometimes all you need is someone too hug. Too bad you're too fat and ugly for anyone to want to hug such a fat turd as you.


TAGS: emo goth
Rating: 2.06/5

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Lloyd - November 25, 2008, 7:36 am
****! How could I miss that... dammit. The first "too" should be "to".
Suh-weet - November 24, 2008, 3:54 pm
This made me giggle.. Is that wrong? :D


holocaust -


TAGS: forgot who to quote satan
Rating: 5/5

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Airman - June 25, 2013, 11:25 pm
thanks all. I'm going to have to explore and see what has gone on the last 6 months.. get a feel for it again. Really busy right now going to grandkids baseball games..
rerun - June 25, 2013, 7:28 pm

welcome back
spacedog - June 25, 2013, 5:54 pm
Excellent to see you again Airman. 5 happy returns.
Reality Lord - June 25, 2013, 3:34 pm

i didn't miss him...much...lol. hope we see more of you. oh...poster #165246 is for you.
Sho - June 25, 2013, 2:17 am
Welcome back Airman :D. 5&f
Airman - June 25, 2013, 1:58 am
I retired. She teaches. Summer is here.. she hung around me all day for 24 days.. she said go do something.. and Voila!
MissPriss - June 25, 2013, 1:55 am
AIRMAN!!!! Comes back and jumps right in with a 5L winner. Missed ya around here.


HOT AIR -




THE ORDER -




MIDNIGHT CRAZYS -


TAGS: it s why i got dogs
Rating: 4.73/5

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BoneCD - July 25, 2011, 11:04 am
I was sitting in a bar talking to a friend and he kept grabbing his johnson. I asked him "What's up, been playing on a bad playground?" He said, "I wish, the f'n cat jumped on this morning..." I about fell of the stool.
Cloudchaser - July 24, 2011, 9:03 am
Except if it's a full bladder


You Don't Speak for God -


TAGS: faith based bigotry
Rating: 4.53/5

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rerun - July 22, 2013, 7:52 pm

EVERYBODY: STOP, NO MORE COMMENTS
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 22, 2013, 7:37 pm
You know you're not at politifake right?
MPsniper - July 22, 2013, 7:05 pm
*yawn*
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 22, 2013, 6:16 pm
No they won't. It's only a fraction of the whole so there are plenty left to repopulate. In fact, anything that lowers population increase in humans is a good thing. extinction is coming for the narrow minded though.....
MPsniper - July 22, 2013, 4:54 pm
and they will become....extinct.
crankyhead - July 21, 2013, 12:15 pm
Some 1500 species on the planet exhibit homo***ual behavior, but only one species on the planet tries to use violence to prevent it. Tell me, which behavior is un-natural?
rerun - July 20, 2013, 9:32 pm

you are free to think whatever you want. You are not free to stir up crap on this web site. I am asking here for you to stop making comments like that here. I won't ask again.
MPsniper - July 20, 2013, 9:08 pm
i am proud to verbally oppose g a y marriage. i do not have to tolerate or accept what i know to be wrong and against nature.
rerun - July 19, 2013, 5:13 pm

I think that Politifake may be the best place for him & his views.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 19, 2013, 4:52 pm
You are an embarrassment to your military and the human race. Most likely in a state of denial.
MPsniper - July 19, 2013, 4:31 pm
dont ask dont tell should never have been repealed. g a y is like feces on the bottom of a shoe.
Silverheart - July 19, 2013, 4:07 pm

A closed mind suffocates. Closed-mindedness is the stench of death. If you don't like what you see, don't look away while I enjoy the view.
BobbEdwards - July 19, 2013, 10:12 am
That was for Rerun's take on the decor
GaryO - July 19, 2013, 10:05 am
well, I wouldn't know
BobbEdwards - July 19, 2013, 9:47 am
As opposed to "fruity"? ;-)
BobbEdwards - July 19, 2013, 9:45 am
I believe MP is one of the "Voices of Reason" over at Politifake...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 19, 2013, 8:14 am
Yeah, he does....the ugliest part. Enjoy the stone age MP.
rerun - July 19, 2013, 7:14 am

don't you represent a part of our military?
MPsniper - July 19, 2013, 5:16 am
g a y is the stench of death. it is wrong in every way.
BobbEdwards - July 18, 2013, 10:54 pm
Now this has been some enjoyable discourse :-)
falloutghoul - July 18, 2013, 10:09 pm
Moooo+17, I think you fell for a troll.
GaryO - July 18, 2013, 9:38 pm
I don’t judge folks by their produce. As far as I’m concerned, those are just best people……unfortunately…….they are dead……are we done here yet? Cause I’m starting to feel a bit weird….except for the thought of a damsels in dungeons video
rerun - July 18, 2013, 8:59 pm

On another note, anybody else notice all the fruit in the background? Now that is just g**.
GaryO - July 18, 2013, 8:42 pm
OK, now I need the video
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2013, 8:18 pm
..own *** dungeon.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2013, 8:18 pm
I may have been a bit harsh in my reply, I was just so shocked that there are actually still people who have such a selfish and narrow minded view of the topic. And why should anyone give a **** about what 2 consenting adults do in the privacy of their..
GaryO - July 18, 2013, 8:07 pm
Well I really don’t give a rat’s pooper, but gotta say, the ones (two guys) we had next door were darn good neighbors, and they were pretty quiet, except for the occasional arguments……which were hilarious.
rerun - July 18, 2013, 7:56 pm

I really don't think it is our place to judge same *** couples. There is so much hate in the world I really don't care if homo***uals profess love for each other, more power to them.
Greeny - July 18, 2013, 7:46 pm
Once being g** is passé, the animals are next in line
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2013, 6:49 pm
*quiet.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2013, 6:43 pm
Quit bigot. The adults are talking.
MPsniper - July 18, 2013, 6:21 pm
sorry, but g** is an abomination. wrong from every aspect.
robbidos - July 18, 2013, 5:17 pm
Idk, the dog in your imagination might turn out to be their dinner
Silverheart - July 18, 2013, 4:29 pm

If the vidoe does become available, I only hope it's as good as what I'm imagining! 5Ls
Reality Lord - July 18, 2013, 4:01 pm

oh you garyo...reading my mind again
PapaFox - July 18, 2013, 11:02 am
Definitely a 5L
GaryO - July 18, 2013, 9:53 am
Whatever. A movie of the honeymoon is available, perhaps?


APOCALYPSE -




EARTH'S NATURAL BEAUTY - HUMANS ARE A BLIGHT ON THE PLANET WE SCREW EVERYTHING UP ESPECIALLY EARTH'S BEAUTY


TAGS: not that i actually care one d*** bit about global warming or the d*** enviroment and al gore cun suck my woah sorry about that got carried away for a second
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

Kung-Fu Devil - April 22, 2010, 7:13 am
Hey, it's my hometown! We aren't called Smoggies for nothing.
agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:07 am
Until then, 5L
agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:07 am
We are the manufacturers of global environmental atrophy. All life forms will flourish in our self-induced demise.


BEIGE -


TAGS: different mockery bland forgotten hammy
Rating: 4.44/5

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Donkasaurus - December 9, 2010, 11:15 pm
Love it...5L
Hawamleh - December 6, 2010, 10:01 pm
thanks dawg
agdaniele - December 6, 2010, 7:01 pm
d***, dude! 5L


BATTERIES -


TAGS: b**** gotta start somewhere
Rating: 4.39/5

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angus90 - June 15, 2010, 6:31 pm
Disney font is a nice touch


LUCK - If it wasn't for BAD LUCK I wouldn't have any luck at all.


TAGS: luck assignment yeah right i got luck in freaking spades dammit
Rating: 4.17/5

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phydeaux - April 4, 2010, 12:48 am
Or perhaps you underestimate the amsome power of my terrible luck.
rerun - April 3, 2010, 10:46 pm

I would think the spare tire was under the coffin in the vehicle
Fozzwad - April 3, 2010, 10:42 pm
The jack could handle that massive hearse, but not the extra weight of a coffin and body?


BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT -




EGOTISTICAL AND RULES -


TAGS: egotistical lazy rules
Rating: 4.14/5

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BuggattEH - June 27, 2011, 1:45 pm
Viva la revol*burp*ving room.


CENTIPEDE - The reality is not as sweet as the videogame was.




BIGOTRY - He that cannot reason is a fool. He that will not is a bigot. He that dare not is a slave. Andrew Carnegie




I'VE ALREADY GOT ONE - It's very nice.


TAGS: french got one
Rating: 3.6/5

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agdaniele - June 29, 2010, 10:24 pm
LMAO Airman! Great!!!!
egg - June 29, 2010, 8:10 pm
Except he's wearing a German uniform...however, the likeness IS uncanny.
Airman - June 29, 2010, 1:06 pm
it's a french soldier
Airman - June 29, 2010, 1:04 pm
Holy Grail.. French Castle
TheTrashHeap - June 29, 2010, 12:45 pm
? huh ?


SOMETHINGS GOTTA GIVE - I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.


TAGS: glasses gotta go
Rating: 3.56/5

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Verdeckt - February 22, 2012, 10:09 pm
Missed one Iceman, this one's Steven Wright


DISTURBING CLOWN TILE - It's not creepy enough, having to drop a deuce in a strange place... but then I have to look up and see that?


TAGS: i wiped and got outta there quick castle park riverside ca
Rating: 3.38/5

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MashiMashi - November 14, 2011, 8:34 pm
post to why i hate clowns


A FAIRY TRUTH II - "I got it from EBAY...."




WHY SO SERIOUS? -




GOTH/EMOS - They are coming...


TAGS: goth funny political
Rating: 1.29/5

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Greeny - January 7, 2012, 8:08 pm
h** h** h**!
superuser1337 - January 7, 2012, 4:40 pm
Are you for real?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 7, 2012, 3:02 pm
Yeah we get it, you're the champion for goth rights on the internet.....shouldn't you be at h** topic pretending to have a life?
superuser1337 - January 7, 2012, 2:43 pm
I hate people who think that goths and emos are the same.. f***ing noobs.
fuck - September 3, 2009, 8:36 am
THEY ARE ALREADY f***ING HERE
VinceVicious - May 2, 2009, 8:17 pm
I highly suspect that the person who posted this is an apologetic.
[God] - April 4, 2009, 8:58 pm
Who gives a f***?
Porcelina - September 28, 2008, 3:49 pm
Black lipstick makes you goth now?
benny - September 11, 2008, 2:56 am
Lol Eddie Munster!
science is afoot - September 11, 2008, 12:44 am
TROLLING IS EASY! also it cut off my comment.
science is afoot - September 11, 2008, 12:41 am
lets compare the 2 cultures shall we, men of both groups wear makeup, both shop exclusively at h** topic, both have bad music that centers around themes such as blackness and deadness, both have reputations for bad poetry. oh and both are a product of you
m45trkllr - August 31, 2008, 4:55 am
The Goth scene has nothing to do with emo. Pull your head out of your a**!
Anonymous - August 9, 2008, 1:54 am
Unfortunately, Emos are a byproduct of punk and goth culture. They are the child that parents wanted to abort and are still trying to get rid of.
? - July 20, 2008, 3:09 pm
Maybe he meant Gotmos?
mojo - July 13, 2008, 7:08 pm
goth and emos are two different subcultures..f***tard.


MEMORY LANE -


TAGS: privacy calendar dead mostly forgotten
Rating: 4.88/5

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spypengen - April 30, 2012, 9:42 am
5L and that's what myspace is for.
GaryO - April 29, 2012, 11:23 pm
good'un Mr Greeny


MEMORIES -




OPENING DAY -


TAGS: lets play some baseball forgot i made this
Rating: 4.62/5

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camden - April 21, 2010, 4:36 pm
what else is new?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 9:32 pm
ball girls?....You're into some weird **** Cubby.
Cubbybear - April 19, 2010, 9:26 pm
Where are the ball girls?


GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN -


TAGS: rerun has been begging for a poster of the texas stadium to be made this is the best i got
Rating: 4.46/5

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Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 5:32 pm
Better than Mos Def. That guy's a douche.
rerun - April 11, 2010, 5:26 pm

hi def to be exact
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 5:11 pm
Does moderating make you def?
rerun - April 11, 2010, 2:05 pm

my ears are still ringing....what?
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 1:59 pm
How dare you call me LOUD? lol 5 Cpn.
rerun - April 11, 2010, 1:56 pm

Very nice Cpn, deep thoughts. I must say it was loud and dirty (Bart, take that however you want) and a little more than sad to watch


DEEP IN MY HEART -


TAGS: heart suffering lost pretending forgotten
Rating: 4.43/5

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Skulrath - October 12, 2011, 7:53 pm
Mr./Ms. Angel, I'm new here (as a registered user, anyway), but I must say, almost all of your posters that I've seen have struck very close to me. They're beautiful though :)
rerun - October 8, 2011, 5:01 pm

Posters like this are why this site was created. Exceptional
justme - October 8, 2011, 8:20 am
I saw this poster and the only thing i could think about is wow. great poster 5L
justme - October 8, 2011, 8:19 am
I saw this poster and the only thing i could think about is wow. great poster 5L


APRIL FOOLS! -


TAGS: well you got me this time
Rating: 4.42/5

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Cubbybear - April 1, 2010, 10:20 am
I'd hate to see her mad at me
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 10:07 am
I snickered. ;) Although, she might be the smartest blonde yet!


DESERTION -


TAGS: got any beer take me now
Rating: 4.39/5

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Faceplant31 - May 11, 2010, 10:18 am
Nice! 5


SENSORY OVERLOAD -




MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -


TAGS: got milk
Rating: 4.17/5

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TELL MICHAEL - it was only business


TAGS: gotta have abe on movie quote day
Rating: 4.11/5

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spacedog - March 9, 2010, 5:49 pm
5 sleeps with the fishes.
BoneCD - March 9, 2010, 4:02 pm
Gotta love Abe! 5 see ya in Barney Miller Poodles


TORNADOS - Great for the news, bad for the trailer homes.


TAGS: i think i am peeing electricity nope got the clap
Rating: 4.11/5

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agdaniele - May 11, 2010, 9:49 pm
The smell of first-cousin *** is like a magnet to tornadoes.


FAILURE -




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